I am not a blogger. I’ve decided that I don’t know how to write a successful blog. I mostly know how to rant and sound mildly clever. Like, I’m funny enough for you to make that little”heh” sound with a light exhale, but not enough to have you rolling on the floor questioning whether you […]

I’m all hyped about dinosaurs. Check out my redbubble for FemDino merch and go see Jurassic World!

I guess if Los Angeles doesn't work out, I could always join the circus.

Acting, for me, is about realizing I have no marketable skills.

You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and Your Degree is Useless: Friends is so Real and It’s Really Not Funny I’m living Friends. I’m not kidding. Friends is the realest depiction of post-graduate hell I’ve encountered. Let me break it down for you. Rachel, the glorified ingenue of the bunch is a complete fuck-up from the very […]

You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and Your Degree is Useless: Free Time–End Capitalist Occupation of Fundamental Human Rights I considered creating a borderline racist graphic that satirized the Free Tibet flag, but I decided against it. People already demonize my generation enough. I already know that I am just another member of the great Satanic Army […]

A literature summary. … I’m not proud.

Spoiler: I look cute but I cannot play the piano. I am also not a cabaret singer. Someday. Someday. Follow for more fashion and misleading photos about my extra-blog hobbies. 

You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and Your Degree is Useless: Spongebob Taught Me Great Things My generation was raised by a noble leader. Free-spirited and friendly, dedicated and passionate, he led us through many of life’s foibles through the clever use of metaphor and krabby patties. Of course, I’m speaking of the late great Spongebob Squarepants. […]

You’re Broke, You’re Alone, and You Degree is Useless: Sit Down, Shut Up, and Listen Closely Look, I get it. The existential crises of others makes you uncomfortable. And naturally, our first instinct to the distress of others is to assure them that everything is okay. Or, alternatively, that everything WILL be okay. Which, we […]

After I finished college (a whopping four months ago), I fell into a terrible slump. I mean… I had already been in a pretty terrible slump, so it just sort of got worse from that point forward. It’s like what I thought was rock bottom turned out to be a fine layer of silt and […]

I’m always skeptical of chains–largely because, by their very name, they suggest some sort of imprisonment and ghostly rattling. But like many a blogger before me, I feel obligated and interested to test out the Liebster Award, a chain award meant to encourage collaboration, marketing, and communication between bloggers. I was nominated by Dawson Filter (Micah […]

Hi, I’m Sara and I’m addicted to cooking games. That’s the first step, right? Admitting that you have a problem. Well let me tell you, it’s pretty bad. I’ve shirked responsibility. There’s a pile of dishes multiplying on my desk as we speak. My laundry is cultivating that lovely mildew smell and I’m pretty sure […]