I’ll have a Fatty McFatster with some Aspartame on the side, please

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May I Take Your Order?

Using your best accent (whether it be Australian, British or southern, etc), pretend you are at McDonald’s and order something off of their menu. Be picky! For example, a coke with no ice.

*shudder*

Yup. I pretty much sucked at this.  I HATE listening to my own voice.  Have I mentioned that before?  And the only accent I can do at all decently is country.  Cuz…well…I’m country.  (Except that I sound nothing like this)

I went to Mcdonald’s website and started browsing their menu to get ideas.  As I scrolled over some of the items, I stumbled on this nifty little button called the Meal Builder.

Heck. Yes.

Who in the world PLANS their McDonald’s meal.  Isn’t the whole point that you’re in a hurry? Surely you wouldn’t CHOOSE McDonald’s, and consciously go there because, dangit, you EARNED that nasty slimy beef crud, right??

Inspired, I built the nastiest, most hypocritical order I could imagine.  It’s designed to sound as though it’s for a van full of over-grown adults.  But when I ask my honey what he wants in the end, we discover that all that awesomeness was for me, and me alone.

Enjoy. :)

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