I thought I would take a shot at this 911 call assignment everybody has been doing.

The explanation of the dream is from a bit that Donald Glover did in his stand up when featured on Comedy Central Presents. Which can be watched in it’s entirety here. *All rights belong to Donald Glover.

As per ushe, I recorded on my Galaxy s3, moved the file to my dropbox so I could access it on my laptop, converted it at online-convert.com, and did the necessary adjustments on audacity (i.e. pitch correct).

Also I have ermine from freesound.org to thank for the awesome censorship bleep I used in the assignment.

911, What’s Your Emergency, valid for vier(four in german) stars.