Tina. Don’t you dare diss Tina’s sexy mane! #LRod #BringingSexyManeBack #GotAttitude…

Kimmie. Collects turtlenecks, living turtles, and runs out of mascara like you wouldn’t believe. #LRod #GotMyEyesOnYou #TGIF…

Ted. Has a thing for corduroy jackets, matcha green tea, and bringing everyone down. #LRod #RabbitProblems #OrganicCarrotsPlease…

Caro. Fatalistic to the core. She means well but can anyone save her from herself, please? #LRod #MondayBlues #OhCrap…

Maria. “I’m a jazz dancer. No, not Nat King Cole kind of jazz… Jazz-jazz! Spirit fingers kind of jazz.” Also, she wakes up to “What A Feeling” every single morning at 5 am. Her next door neighbor should know. #LRod #Leotard #Bailando…

Gus. He ain’t scared. He’s just shaky. #LRod #PeopleAtTheCafé #Dogs…

Angela. Once stepped on a snail accidentally and killed it. She still has nightmares about it. #LRod #Nightmare #WCW…

Katty Paws. Broke the Guinness record for highest Tetris score in the feline world when she was three. Little known fact: She’s dairy intolerant. Favorite dish: Gluten-free pizza with extra anchovies. #LRod #Cats #TGIF…

Mona. Anotha’ day, anotha’ rolla’. #LRod …

Donatello. No, he’s not sad. That’s just his face. #L.Rod…

Riley. She knows all existing dog breeds by heart and can recite them in alphabetical order. She also lives in a trailer park with her mom and her little brother. #LRod…

Donna. A donut a day keeps her sorrows away. #LRod…

Benito. He collects cacti and names them after his favorite rockers. #LRod #CactusCollector #TBT…