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Five Card Story: The Wanker

a Five Card Flickr story created by Shane

flickr photo by bionicteaching

flickr photo by krutscjo

flickr photo by krutscjo

flickr photo by hummingcrow

flickr photo by bionicteaching

There, on a craftsman’s table in Colonial Williamsburg, was the finest dirk I had ever laid eyes upon. I needed to have it, but, lacking any sort of legal tender, I resolved to abscond with the dagger. Unfortunately, as I tried to slip it into my garments, seeing as I lacked pockets as well, I suffered a severe groinal laceration, and the merchant noticed my bloody pantaloons almost immediately. I ran, encountering a conveniently placed castle. I hid in the garden until morning, however, by this time, guards on horseback were looking for me. I pulled out my trusty butt splicer and charged it up for its first blast. The splicer, unfortunately transformed the guard into a fierce native warrior, who quickly scalped me. I survived, but now I have no hair.