Five Card Story: A Day In My Life

a Five Card Flickr story created by Ivan Martinez

flickr photo by Larry Johnson

flickr photo by hummingcrow

flickr photo by bionicteaching

flickr photo by hummingcrow

flickr photo by bionicteaching

Ah yes. This my paradise. Got my beach chair and a cold one in my hand as I watch the sunset. This is the life, yes sir, now I’m just gonna fall asleep and drift away…wait what? Oh right *sigh* I’m at work. Working for Apple is such a drag. I got sucked into this job thinking I was gonna do some high programming job for the “mighty Apple” and here I am, a secretary, awesome. Aw crap! I’m late for the meeting. Ugh, it doesn’t even matter cause I always raise my hand and Jim my boss never picks on me plus he is always doing weird hand gestures with cheesy catch phrases. And of course as I walk in he is already doing one, what is this the wild wild west? Oh wait, I got a good one, raise your hand if you still live with your mom, haha, that was a good one. Ah screw this I’m going to lunch. Lets see gotta see if my lunch is in the frigde, and son of a! Really!? Again!! Thats the third time this week my lunch got stolen! And who the hell places 2 six packs of tea and frappachino from Starbucks ugh this sucks! my day cant get any worse! Ugh I gotta get back to my desk. Oh wait I can never get any work done cause I dont even get a freakin computer! Who uses a type writer anymore!! Ugh FML