Con Houlihan had #10favouritecartoons                   

One was called #JanoskiansTwitcam

There he searched to find someone spectacular

like Serena Williams

to share his life.

As on the tennis circuit

endeavours fail

(There are #placesyouwon’tfindawife).

So he tries a #triathlon

And did he Bolt

like a young colt.

No luck

unlike his friend

who Took Inspiration from

her #5favouritefilms

and found success with Paddy Barnes. 

#Go Aileen!