Until I figure out how to upload my unzipped theme file to my blog using cpanel/FTP/FileZilla and WordPress, this theme will not be fully functioning. Most of it is working, but the instructions for it specifically say not to upload the theme using WP’s .zip upload option, which is what I did to get this far. When I can finally figure this out, along with Jim Groom’s help, I’m going to rock the interwebs.