SUSPENDED ANIMATION, AGENT MOOREHOUSE! THE SLOWING OF THE BODY’S VITAL FUNCTIONS TO PROLONG LIFE. IN THIS CASE CHEMICALLY, USING A SPECIALLY DESIGNED INHIBITOR DELIVERED VIA THE RESPIRATORY SYSTEM, ALTHOUGH IN THE PAST WE TRIED CRYOGENIC FREEZING TECHNIQUES AND INDUCED HYPOTHERMIA, AND BEFORE THAT ALCHEMICAL COMPOUNDS AND INJECTIONS OF SUBSTANCES NEVER MEANT TO EXIST, THE UNFORTUNATE RESULTS OF WHICH YOU SEE BEFORE YOU.
MISSHAPEN THOUGH I MAY NOW BE, THE MIND BEHIND THE MONSTER IS KEEN AS EVER. I HAVE SURVIVED CENTURIES, RISEN AGAIN AND AGAIN TO GATHER UNTO MYSELF EVER GREATER POWER. WITH YOUR MEDDLING YOU HAVE ONLY SUCCEEDED IN POSTPONING THE INEVITABLE. WHEN NEXT I RISE YOU WILL BE DUST, AND NOTHING WILL STAND IN THE WAY OF MY ASCENSCION.
PUT DOWN THE GUN. THE STASIS CHAMBER IS IMPERVIOUS TO DAMAGE. IT HAS SURVIVED THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA AND THE IMPACT OF BOULDERS. YOU WERE A WORTHY ADVERSARY, AGENT MOORHOUSE, BUT THERE IS NOTHING MORE YOU CAN DO. MY HENCHMEN APPROACH. RUN NOW, WHILE YOU MAY.
IF YOUR CHILDREN EVER THINK TO HAVE CHILDREN, AGENT MOOREHOUSE, ADVISE THEM AGAINST IT. IN A CENTURY THIS WHOLE PLANET SHALL BELONG TO ME.
I WILL FIND THEM, AND THEY WILL PAY FOR YOUR INTERFERENCE! I SLEEP, BUT I DO NOT FORGET!
These posts crack me up every time.
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