WHAT A WEEK! WE SOLVED THE MURDER. JIM GROOM DID NOT SAVE THE DAY…HE RUINED IT. All of the evidence and information about our case can be found HERE, including video, design, audio and photography. The NSNP Website Homepage If you want a recap of what happened last week, you can watch our first two […]

NSNP has been crazy busy this week. On Wednesday, we travelled to Harrison, Idaho in order to clean up a mess that was left by an anonymous caller. We packed up the van, and road tripped out there. What we saw when we got there? Well. A lot of blood. SO much blood. More blood […]

Happy Easter, or whatever you celebrate. Stella and I have been in the CC since 9:00 am because well we don’t really celebrate Easter. But here is a bunny. Empty convergence center….how am I supposed to eaves drop and ruin people's lives if no one is around #noir106 #ds106 — Stella Vaughn (@stellsvaughn) April 5, […]

A Buzzfeed Quiz Tutorial Which maNOIRpulator am I???? Bae’s Resume Some Daily Creates Jota + Pinterest IGGGGGYYYYYY  GET AWAY BITCHES Jack hates NNTF NNTF Quiz Stella’s Business Card

Well. I already posted all this stuff about our agency, but I haven’t even told you guys what that agency is. My bad. Anyway. Stella, Mick, Billy, Jack and I have created the agency: No Stain, No Problem. Basically, in Lehman’s terms, we’re a cleaning agency. We clean up any type of mess that you […]

So there was this web assignment entitled Buzzfeed Personality Quiz worth 3 stars. The task? Have you taken one of those fun personality quizzes on Buzzfeed? Now make your own! Sign in with Buzzfeed to create a community account (you can use gmail). Then start making a quiz for people to find out which character they are. […]

Well. Our agency’s website obviously needed a banner, and wouldn’t you know it, there was an assignment in the assignment bank entitled Website Banner. This was worth 4 stars. I didn’t really think it was that hard though. I tried to add some extra effects to make the 4 stars worth my while. During our […]

Today’s daily create was stupid. I had to photoshop a puppet out of a dumpster. I am starting to wonder if this is even a real class. I think Stella’s bitterness may be rubbing off on me. But oh well. I decided to use this Groom character in my masterpiece, since everyone is so fascinated […]

Welp. Another assignment. This is a web assignment entitled You’re a Pinteresting Character. The Task: Build a Pinterest page of at least 20 pins for a character of your choice. Search for pins that relate to your character and things that he or she would want to pin for themselves. Welp. I made a pinterest accound. That was […]

Well. For this new agency, I decided I needed a business card. I’m a VIP and obviously need something that says so. Not only am I the Stain Queen, I am also the Manager of this place. Get on my level. No Stain, No Problem is ready for YOUR mess! Lucky for me, there was […]

Today’s Daily Create was to make Black a birthday card. Now. Birthdays just mean you are another older…and another year closer to “having more responsibilities.” Who really has time for that? No one. So here you go black. Hope you’re blasting T-Swizzle all day, and enjoying being old.

I WANT MIA BACK. Seriously. How the hell does she do all of this? And why the hell did I get dragged into this shit DURING THE HARDEST WEEK? Seriously. I’ve never been more stressed out over anything…and this isn’t even my job. LABOR WAS BETTER THAN THIS. Ok. Whatever. Here is my update, which […]

I really don’t know most of you people… and you people don’t know me, but this Groom character informed me that I had to comment on 10 posts…. 10? ugh. How does Mia do all of this work? Here. I hope you feel good about yourselves.   Bae’s Group Jewel’s Interview Daily Create Zebra Print […]

You know, ever since the recording of NNTF…we have seem to become a dysfunctional family of murderers, baby daddies, alcoholics, thirsty bitches, and nosy brats. Stella continues to invite us onto NNTF, knowing secrets will come out. Jack keeps showing up, even though he is irrelevant to anything. Billy and Mick can’t decide if they’re […]

For some reason, people want to “get to know me” a little better. I was asked to do an interview, and I must tell you, I was hesitant. I’m not really the interviewing type. I’m not sure if you heard me on Noir Not the Father…..but I spend most of my time cleaning up crime […]

Three Daily Creates……Seriously? I DON’T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I’m busy cooking my children chicken nuggets and looking for a man. Here they are. 1. NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BATMAN 2. A QUOTE TO LIVE BY… 3. FINGERPRINT ART

On Tuesday, Stella, Mick, Jack, me….and Billy met to begin discussing our reunion show.  It was a shit show. we’re so comfortable with each other that we were writing some CRAZY THINGS that the professors would probably admit us to a psych ward or something if they knew. Thank god for google docs where we […]

This week was so awful that I’m glad it’s OVER I couldn’t even tell you why it was awful. Which sucks. BUT WHATEVER. But it was, and next week is going to be so stressful because Mr. UMW is on Wednesday and IT IS MY FAVORITE EVENT but it is so much planning. Everyone of […]

Well. This assignment kinda sucked. But hey, sometimes we have to do things we don’t like or don’t want to. You’re probably wondering what we had to do this week…well we had to watch a movie from a select list, then pick a scene to analyze…but not just analyze it. We had to “read it” […]

Gues who’s baaaaack?! WE ARE. Noir Not the Father is meeting again to create a video project. We are super excited and it should hopefully live up to our radio show. Our plan is to have  NNTF Reunion show, where we bring everyone back and talk about what has happened in their lives since the […]

Complete a final reflection post about your radio show, focussing in particular on what it was like to listen to your show live, receive comments/criticism, etc. What would you do differently, if you had a chance? What did you enjoy the most about this project? What was the hardest thing about this project? What advice […]

We had to do another radio listen along this week. I listened to Dinner at 6 last night, and it was delightful. I was in somewhat of a funk, so I wasn’t as funny as I usually am, oh well. Overall, the show was entertaining. I really liked how they based their show off of […]

This week we only had to do 2 daily creates. The first one I did was entitled junk mail, where we had to make art from junk. Here is mine: featuring me not caring about dining next fall. The second daily create I did was all about blur. We had to take a picture with […]

LOL jk i just dyed my hair red and it went everywhere. Anyway, this week was all about collaborating and inspiring and basically loving your classmates. So here is what went on this week. Radio Listen In I listened in on Wednesday to the maNOIRpulators, Dead Silence, and Steadfast Sleuths. You can read all about […]

Here are my comments for the week. KEEP UP THE GR8 WORK PPL Brian’s Warning Poster Tyler’s Listen Sahar’s Groom Ransom Note Where is Veronique? A Sparkly Resume Writing the ABCs BEWARE OF LARRY Sasha’s Postcard Lawrence is a STAR Sorry Card  

To finish up my assignments for the week, I decided to do Postcards from Magical Places (worth 3 stars). The task: Design the front and back of a postcard that might be sent from the location of a movie or a work of fiction. Both sides of the cards must be created as graphics. The front […]

For my last inspire post, I chose Sarah Kinzer‘s “The Only One Night Stand We’re Having is From Ikea” Not only is the title fantastic, the whole entire thing is one of my favorite posts. Let me begin with her write up. It is SO detailed, and you really get to see her thought process […]

For my third Inspire assignment, I chose Brian Goulet‘s DS106 Wallpaper. Why does this inspire me? It is so inspiring because it says so much without too much detail. The editing is impeccable, and I wish I was that good with photoshop. I love the way that the DS106 looks like it is in a […]

So. Collaboration Week Continues. Kelsey and I decided to do the design assignment You’re Invited! (worth 3.5 stars). The task: Creating invitations for different events says a lot about what is going to happen. Make an invitation for either any event, whether it occur or not. Pick an event from a movie even! What does the invitation […]

For my last daily create, I decided to create a Jim Groom Ransom Note. Who do you think is worth more? Groom or Noir Cat?!   I made this using a generator online. Kelsey made a comment to me that that the government is probably going to come find us after what we’ve been googling […]