This is more work than I thought.

This guy, Jack. He’s running all of it. He’s got everyone under his thumb: Black, Bond, Burtis, Groom, Jota, Noircat, and even Misha. He’s the kingpin, the top dog, the faceless puppeteer. Show yourself, Jack. We know your game. We know the players. We even know your business. Jack’s been running a Russian mail order … Continue reading Jack Runs It All →

So done.

Unfortunately, I’ve lost my voice. I don’t know who took it, but I won’t be able to make a video today. Instead, I’ll write in order to share what I’ve learned. Several days ago, Bond and Burtis both felt the need to defend themselves against our sleuthing abilities. Their methods were weak and far-fetched, we … Continue reading The Harbinger of Destruction →

Guys, guys, guys! I just received a suspicious email thorough my work account. I did a screenshot for you, but the pictures didn’t make much sense to me. The return address was fake, and there was no subject. Not sure if this can be trusted, but after tirelessly investigating Black, and coming up with nothing, … Continue reading Evidence #1 →

  Very concerned for Black

Jack may be gunning for him.

So many mysteries left to solve.

Earlier today I received a mysterious email from Burtis. I’ve already briefed Donnie and Lilah on this case. Bond wants us to investigate some Jack character. (Told you there’s always a Jack). So far, we don’t have many leads. From the evidence Bond already compiled, it’s clear that Black and Burtis are hiding something. They … Continue reading Our First Client →

Got this oddball up and going. Don’t like the service much, myself. Seems like a place for sharing nonsense. Like a black market for gossip. There had to be a reason for doing this. Maybe more of an internet presence for Stirrup Trouble. Bananas should be pleased about that. -Donnie Rawlen

Thought of warning a few of the scoundrels we may pick up during our work. Stirrup Trouble will turn your world upside down, and pull all the skeletons out of your closet if we need to. Being a widower, I don’t want to see any relationship take a wrong turn. It’d throw a wrench into my … Continue reading Warning →

So Bananas set up a nice site for us here. Thought I’d spruce it up a bit with a logo for our new front. Names are nice, but imagery can add a bit more depth, from my experience. Wanted to keep it slim and dark. Stirrup Trouble will be investigating, so I kept our name … Continue reading The Logos of Logos →

  Please spread this around. My manager really needs to talk with him, so if you see him, my contact info is [email protected]. I’ll make sure the contact is not an imposter and then forward it to my manager. Thanks!

Potentially Dead Spiders Found In Supermarket Banana Mystery Air Objects seen In Sky Over L.A Obama Sweeps to Historic History   My first assignment as an agent of Sitrrup, is to find my managers missing bananas… a little odd I know, but I have a feeling this is a sort of initiation. ANYways, I was … Continue reading Conspiracy Theory (3 stars) →