Ds106 assignment Make em Laugh worth 2 stars

Inspired by Chelseamageland

Here is the joke written… It’s funny and messed up at the same time, but most jokes are anyway. It’s in Spanish and English. I know both languages, but since I was born here English is considered to be my mother language so I went with Spanish.
El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

– Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

“Vera, I have good news and bad news.”

– Bueno… dígame primero la buena.

“Well then, . . . tell me the good news first.”

– Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

“The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live.”

– Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

“Well, that’s the good news? Then what’s the bad news?”

– Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

“That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.”