Con Houlihan had #10favouritecartoons
One was called #JanoskiansTwitcam
There he searched to find someone spectacular
like Serena Williams
to share his life.
As on the tennis circuit
(There are #placesyouwon’tfindawife).
So he tries a #triathlon
And did he Bolt
like a young colt.
unlike his friend
who Took Inspiration from
and found success with Paddy Barnes.