Phil goes to anger management classes once a week in order to control his violent tendencies.  One day, when coming out of the meeting, Phil saw this car’s license plate:

He immediately jumped to the conclusion that, even though it wasn’t spelled “cojones”, the driver meant to put the word “balls” out in public in Spanish. Phil got extremely agitated and insulted by this personal attack.

Instead of remembering the 10 second breathing rule to keep his temper under control, Phil ignored his teacher’s voice and went home to make a weapon out of random objects. He chose an incense holder, a hair band, and a marker to create a bow and arrow.

Fortunately, Phil’s good sense kicked in and before he left his house, he dismantled the weapon. (He did go find that car and steal the license plate though!)