HelloWorld Program

/*a program*/
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main(){

int myGrade;
if(I.giveAShitAbout(myGrade)){
/*make first blog post*/

cout << “Hello world!!1!”;

}else{
/*fail*/

int x = 9001 / 0;
}
return 0;

}
/*By Patrick Connelly

*Bullet list of important facts:
*Avid runner
*started the ROTC program at UMW
*Comp Sci major, math minor
*front teeth are fake.
*The Back to the Future Trilogy is the greatest trilogy known to man. The soundtrack alone gives me a hard-on.
*My Facebook
*Some old poetry junk I’ve written
*Probably the best poem I dished out

*my hero

you know
it might be a problem
if
I decided not to
maybe
eventually
put another *
followed by one of those slashy thingies
a compiler might have trouble parsing
because it wouldn’t be able to find an EOF marker.
Fuck it.
Don’t need this shit to compile.
so this post, just gets a star.
*