This is for anyone out there who would still think it be cool to be a ninja with your orange jumpsuits, and giant toad summoning magic, and your constant confirmation of whether or not we believe i-… sorry personal rant there. Anyways for those of you unfamiliar with demotivational posters, they currently lead the internet with the hard truths of life that we may be too naive or just plain too stubborn to accept. If you would like to make your own demotivational poster go here:  http://diy.despair.com/.

Sure you may get to fly from rooftop to rooftop and throw shuriken with the precision of a sniper rifle, but think of practical costs. You would never be able to go to the grocery store without climbing through the ventilation shafts, every time you visit a friend or love one instead of ringing the doorbell you’ll cut a hole through their ceiling instead. Why the only reasons ninja are so “secretive”  must be to avoid paying high property damage from simply stopping by to say hello. So that’s my public service announcement for the week, don’t let the glorified life of a certain orange clad ninja, orange I tell you, orange is not a good camouflag-… sorry rant again.