Using your best accent (whether it be Australian, British or southern, etc), pretend you are at McDonald’s and order something off of their menu. Be picky! For example, a coke with no ice.
*shudder*
Yup. I pretty much sucked at this. I HATE listening to my own voice. Have I mentioned that before? And the only accent I can do at all decently is country. Cuz…well…I’m country. (Except that I sound nothing like this)
I went to Mcdonald’s website and started browsing their menu to get ideas. As I scrolled over some of the items, I stumbled on this nifty little button called the Meal Builder.
Heck. Yes.
Who in the world PLANS their McDonald’s meal. Isn’t the whole point that you’re in a hurry? Surely you wouldn’t CHOOSE McDonald’s, and consciously go there because, dangit, you EARNED that nasty slimy beef crud, right??
Inspired, I built the nastiest, most hypocritical order I could imagine. It’s designed to sound as though it’s for a van full of over-grown adults. But when I ask my honey what he wants in the end, we discover that all that awesomeness was for me, and me alone.
Enjoy. 
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